I'm sorry if that title sounded like I hate my mom. I really don't at all. I love my mom very much and tell her so all the time. Ask anyone of my friends growing up and they will vouch that I really hit the Mon jackpot, she's that amazing. I clearly have no problem with taking a day out of the year to lavish her with the extra attention that she deserves.
What pisses me off is that I just had to wish like 5 of my friends THAT I GREW UP WITH happy mothers day as well. I've never had to worry about wishing anyone BUT my own mother happy mothers day and now all the sudden it's like I need to make 11 facebook posts just to make sure I'm acknowledging the fact that for some reason my friends decided popping out a crying, breastfeeding, needy little thing would be more than fun than drinking sangria with me by the pool for the rest of their lives. If I sound bitter it's because I am. These bitches need to stop being so selfish and realize that for every unplanned pregnancy, I lose yet another drinking buddy. And I drink a lot so clearly I need all the drinking buddies I can get.
And for all you normal people out there who realize that having babies is NOT as fun as drinking with G, use the ring. It's the best birth control ever. For the rest of you, have a good brunch, I'll be by the pool, celebrating the fact that I'm not a mother.
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